Playmates Club
3875 Shipping Ave Miami, FL 33146

Good for a grind, but extras are pricey in my opinion

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thacoolguy
Sep 18, 2019, 10:48 PM
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Visited: Friday Evening

This was probably my fifth time coming to Playmates. I occasionally stop by there when I'm visiting Miami. It's a bit more low key than the other big clubs (KOD, Tootsies, Eleven) and cheaper in my opinion. I don't care about all the party shit...I just want a good grind. The entry and patdown are pretty typical, then once you pay the cover (I believe it was around $10 or so) and get in, you see the stage action to your front-right side, and a long bar to your left...and various seating areas immediately in front of you. I don't like the regular low level chairs....I prefer the bar seats. Playmates has this dollar parade where after each stage action, the girl comes around to get a dollar or two from each person. It's a bit annoying at first, but you get used to it. I usually get them to give me a mini-grind before I give up the dollar (call me cheap).

After half an hour of this, I got a dance from a curvy cuban (although this describes most of the girls here) who didn't speak much English...luckily i know enough spanish to compensate. Off to the lap dance area we go....it's in a separate room all the way at the very end, and it's $25 per song. It's divided into partitions so you have privacy from the next partition, but zero privacy from those facing you, because they make the partitions face each other with no barrier in between.

It was two way contact with full grinding and i thoroughly enjoyed it. i got four dances from her. Keep in mind that sometimes the security walks through that area, so don't try to do extras there. If you want extras/VIP, they have a separate section for that (to the right of the bar area, cordoned off with curtains). I was quoted $300 total (includes the girl's fee plus the room fee) for that area, but i declined. Too rich for me...I'll just stick with the lap dances/good 'ole reliable grinding. The club is open till 5am. Cheers.

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