Disappointing Saturday night at Kappa

I hadn't been to Kappa since I made two unmemorable weeknight visits several years ago. However, an exodus of dancers to Kappa from the Silver Bullet in Urbana inspired me to give it another try on a recent Saturday night.

After hanging out with a friend in the afternoon at Elliott's in Peoria and in the evening at Club Cabaret in East Peoria, I arrived shortly after 10 p.m. alone, my friend having decided that two clubs were enough -- a wise choice, as it turned out. Expenses mounted rapidly:

$10 cover

$30 for a lap dance that was rather low-contact and was cut to two minutes