An underwhelming first impression

So I got word through the grapevine that an old favorite dancer with otherworldly talents had started on here. I'd never been here before but figured its worth a shot to catch up. The parking lot is cramped and seems full even when the bar isn't. Not comfortable facilities at all. Speaking of facilities, don't use the bathroom if you can help it. Easily one of the three worst I've ever seen in a club. I sat down to get a beer which at $2.50 isn't bad. The talent, however, is. Even including the girl I came to see all of these women look like they've fallen on hard times or in some cases fallen into a bag of groceries or meth. Literally watched one full on tongue kiss a guy at the bar while making her rounds. What? I already know this place has a straight and narrow reputation in the backroom so I didn't partake in any couch dances, and there was nobody worthwhile to even test the waters with anyway, But between the incessant dollar parade and the lack of anybody (besides Cindy, who I've read had left again), there's just no reason to visit this place. With Ballpark now temporarily closed options for clubs in bucks are limited, but I don't think I'll be returning here any time soon until they loosen up on the back room rules. I have no idea how the BP refugees make any money here.