Hot women, but boring time...

Visiting Atlanta for business and decided to see what the scene was all about. The club is in the city, so depending on your timing, parking can be a pain in the ass. I got there around 11pm, so street parking was free and plentiful. They do have a valet lot you can park in, but I'm not a fan of those.

When I walked up to the club, I thought I was in the wrong place because most of the signage was for a restaurant called Alluvia. I didn't realize that a lot of clubs here actually have legit restaurants as part of the club, so that was confusing. I walked in the only door I could find hoping it was the club and was rewarded with a staffed front desk with a poster of a dancer behind it. Cover was $12. After the front desk you're in a hallway with three different ways to go. I guessed on the middle one and found my way into the club. Other folks have explained the layout of the club, so I won't. After I got my drink, I sat at a table on the floor and tried to get my bearings. If you sit down there, you are essentially surrounded by dancers, but it sucks, because you can't really take it all in without constantly swiveling around in your seat. Girls dance like 4-5 songs and when I was there, there were no less than 12 girls on stage at a time. Now, dance is a generous word. It was more like a slow wiggle. Very little energy. You can walk up and tip the girls and $5 will get them to remove their top and another $5 will get them to remove their bottoms. This is a totally foreign system to me, but whatever. I played along just to see what I came to see. Most of the girls are 7+, but there are a few duds. There were 3-4 10's in my book, but we all have different tastes. This club does have girls of all shapes, sizes, and colors.

Floor dances are $10 and strictly no touching. Most of the girls won't even touch you, but they do strip completely nude. I got a few floor dances because $10 dances make your money last a while, but I'm used to clubs that allow plenty of two way touching and this no touch thing gets lame after a while. They all talk up going to VIP (don't remember quoted prices, but all north of $250), but that's not my thing and I'm not taking a chance on VIP in a club that doesn't allow touching. I can find better things to do with my money. The last dancer that I got a dance from was probably the most fun, but she was either high, drunk, or both. I like them a little off kilter, so this suited me just fine. She also had no problem touching me and grinding a little. Still super tame compared to what I'm used to, but better than anything else I got in this club. Decided to call it a night and ended up only being set back $120 for a couple hours spent.