The girls will not give you a handy but there is lots of eye candy.
Lots of Russians there’s even a Jew but she’s not there for you to screw.
Lap dances are weak. Ejaculation odds are bleak.
Sometimes I’ll go here if I plan to fuck the wife. Otherwise I must say I have better things to do with my life.
If you’re in it for a blue balls this is your place. Otherwise this club really is a disgrace.
Why would you go to a strip club where you are not going to cum? it seems to me that’s rather dumb. Then again I go sometimes. Who the fuck am I with these rhymes?
Now look now look if you’re looking for inspiration out of a specific determination - you want to keep a long-term sexual relationship going I understand but otherwise I really must say this place is rather bland.
Its hard to get the 1,000th erection for the same woman and fuck her like a champ. If your like me you need strippers to make her pussy damp. My plan is bringing that 2:00 PM inspiration into a 2:30 pm marital fuck session (weak rhyme here); that works well here because you won't cum in the club.
You want more details you say. what are you fucking gay. I’ve told you all you need to know just read my review very slow.
I’ve given you the important detail. if you go to this place you’re not going to get tail.
There’s no need to fear there’s plenty of beer. Its at a reasonable price don’t make me say it twice
Most of the bartenders are cute but they won’t play with your flute
There’s more than one television if watching sports is your mission.
This place is for amateurs and old man it is certainly not my favorite Den
