Too Busy on Fridays

Too crowded to be useful. I went here with a few friends after visiting a brewery. There was no line to get in and cover was $2. Once we entered it was too crowded to have any fun. Every stage was full with every seat taken and another few guys waiting to get their turn or throwing tips over the guys sitting down. We were looking to get some LDs and decide from there. After scoping the place out we decided to sit at the only table stuck in the back and wait for our change to get closer. Most of the women were all white late 20s to early 30s with tats and great bodies. There were a few less in shape women that had the more nerdy look going for them. The average for the room of women was a solid 7.

This was my first strip club in Portland and it was what I expected a Portland strip club to feel like. It had the keep it weird vibe from the women not looking like strippers in Las Vegas or San Francisco where I have gone in the past. If the place wasn't so crowded I would have enjoyed the place because the women didn't seem pushy.

The only women to approach us was the hostess and she was more persistent than the entertainers to get money from us for drinks. Not a single entertainer approached us after five songs. Nothing opened up after five songs at a closer table, at the stage, and no entertainers approached us. We decided to leave for spyce and spending no money other than $2 cover and a $5 beer. The service was terrible. You either have to be aggressive to even see the stage or get any dancers attention. There were a few girls we wanted private dances from but we couldn't even talk to them before they were occupied with another guest. You either have to be aggressive and settle for the nearest dancer or go not on a friday night.