Dirty's Topless Bar
3308 NW Grand Avenue Phoenix, AZ 85017

Rough on the Outside...Fun on the Inside

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AsiaLove
Jun 1, 2019, 12:17 PM
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Visited: Thursday Afternoon

After reading some of the reviews on this place, decided to try it out. It's a long drive if you're coming from the east valley (Mesa, Scottsdale, etc) but as other reviewers have mentioned, the best route is to take the 1-17 to Indian School, then proceed West to 33rd Ave. Go south on 33rd Ave and an entrance is on your right. The parking lot is decent sized, but there are a bunch of pot holes, so if its dark you may feel sudden bumps.

The neighborhood is pretty sketchy, but once inside it definitely has a good feel and is nicely decorated. Sound system is good, though they do tend to play the music on the louder side - so loud that a couple times trying to talk to dancers was difficult. It really depends on the song though. Mostly rap, cuban and latino music, and urban music. Girls range from 2.5 - 7. I looked for an 8 and just couldn't find one. But it was afternoon so maybe there's better talent at night. I should mention that the bouncer that greets you at the entrance may do a pat down (saw him do one to a patron entering) or -as in my case - asked me if I had any "sharp objects on me". I said "nope" knowing he was referring to other types of weapons. He waved me through with no pat down.

There are 2 areas to sit - near the bar where there are bar seats, flat screens and on my visit two hot bartenders. One is the one 8 (maybe even a 9) asian who was tending bar with monster bolt ons. I would've got a dance from her in an instant if she was offering. But all she asked me is if I wanted a drink. They're reasonably priced - $4 for my Corona with a lime wedge. Behind the bar are high top tables - 3 or 4 or them - where guys were sitting talking to dancers. Further back from the high tops is the VIP area where they have private booths that have curtains for privacy. I opted to go to the 2nd sitting area by the main stage. There's only one stage, but they keep the dancers rotating regularly on it so there was very little no dancer time on the stage.

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Rough on the Outside...Fun on the Inside