VIP Friendly Club

Made a visit to The Office (also still known as Foxy Lady) on Thursday May 9th. I made a previous visit back in February but it was brief and therefore I did not write a review for it. Other than the name change, everything is still the same as always. This is probably one of, if not, the last true hole-in-the-wall strip club in the city as many of the former hole-in-the-walls have either closed down or went the upscale route to rebrand themselves as “gentleman’s clubs”.

I arrived to the club around 1:30 that afternoon. The parking lot still has large craters and potholes. Large enough to hold puddles of standing water after a heavy thunderstorm. No cover or parking fee until 8:00. I went inside and order a Corona for $5. Only two dancers at first but four more showed up before I left. While still no outright “dimes”, for the first time ever at this club, at least half of the dancers were “passable” in looks. There was one light-skinned dancer with a HUGE papi-chulo type ass but she sat down nearly the whole time on her phone (I don’t ask dancers to spend my money on them, it should be the other way around in strip clubs). She was attractive though and definitely was the finest woman there.

The DJ mostly played rap music and a handful of R&B songs. The DJ was quiet since it was slow as it was at most only two other customers besides myself throughout the duration of my visit. I did get some $5 dances from two older but still OK-looking women. Both of them gave rather low mileage but the first woman did offer VIP which I declined. My previous visit three months ago in February I sampled three women and all three gave the VIP pitch as well. So in case you haven’t read between the lines, many of these dancers will go VIP with you. VIP room fee varies depending on the day but the general fee is $40 and $100 to the dancer. Some dancers will alternatively charge $10 per song in VIP instead. I found haggling to be a bit easier hear compared to some other clubs.