Not much good to say

Got there about 10 o'clock on a Friday night. Really needed to unwind, have a drink, and look at some titties and asses. Unfortunately, when I got in and paid the cover, there was no one at the bar no one dancing and the few customers there seemed to be there only because there was nowhere else to go. After about 10 minutes, the manager or owner came out, went behind the bar, and finally fixed my drink. There was one dancer at the bar, but no one else was in the lounge area. Girls were coming in and going to the back, but no one got onstage until I was there for at least 30 minutes.

I tipped the first girl onstage a few dollars. I told her I wanted a lap dance before I left and to stop by my table. Her stage dance was a bit unenthusiastic, but I wanted to at least sample a table dance. Another 15 minutes of watching television and an empty stage, I decided to throw in the towel.