Keep Going Elsewhere if You Want More Than Drinks

Walked in and paid the 5 dollars over and much to my surprise, I was not pushed into buying a drink. The place was absolutely packed and even finding a parking space has far harder than I was anticipating. The previous review that this place is more like a local dive bar rather than a strip club was spot on. There were an awful lot of couples and even girls just hanging out and it seemed to be a popular spot for many local college kids to just chill and spend a night. Most customers oddly did not seem particularly interested in the dancers.

I think there were 11 or 12 girls on that night, and most were pretty attractive. Most girls had tattoos, some were covered in tattoos, but a good variety or body types and ethnicities. Most were pleasant and eager to sell dances and often complained that not many guys were buying them.

The dances are done on bar stools and most one of the worst and uncomfortable dance set ups I've seen. I tried 3 different dancers, and all were terrible to be honest. One African American girl tried and was intense, which I like, but failed miserably. She managed to slobber all over my face/neck and tickled the shit out of me while trying to come off as sexy. She was all too eager to give me her number suggesting out of the club action, which might have excited me under different circumstances, but I figured I'd pass on this one. I had another dance with a mulatto chick, claimed she was studying engineering and was new, gave what was effusively an air dance. She would lap over my lap and occasionally tap it for a second or two then go back to stretching in the air. Last girl was a skinny white girl, covered in tattoos, gave the best of the three but still nothing special. She seemed to have a hard time getting high enough for the bar stool but was relatively fun and at least knew what she was doing.