What do you call a strip club with no strippers?

I have a soft spot for this place. When I lived in Vegas for a summer at age 21, I had so much fun here. I want it to be as great as I remember, so I always make a point to visit here when I visit Vegas.

It was about midnight on Sunday night. I walked from Planet Hollywood. It can be a little sketchy around some of the bus stops you pass, but overall I felt safe enough walking over there.

I got there. I walked in. There was nobody on stage. There was nobody in the seats. There were two dudes at the bar. I left.