Upscale club, low hustle

I was in Baltimore for business and ended up with little to do after lunch on a Wednesday, so I hit three clubs. (There aren’t any within an hour drive of my house, so I try to maximize my opportunities when they come.)

I haven’t been to all the Baltimore clubs, but Penthouse is the most upscale one I’ve seen. Nice furnishings, clean facility, functioning and hygienic restroom. There wasn’t any cover to get in when I showed up around 2pm.

The stage where the girls were dancing was sort of behind the bar. I didn’t get the sense that any of them were putting in 100% effort on their stage show, but almost everyone still had some impressive pole tricks. Good show, fun to watch. The tip crawl isn’t likely to bankrupt you.