Not bad for a weeknight.

So I travel a lot and got a chance to visit Memphis. Hearing about the new rules, I did a bit of homework and went to the recommended Gold Club. I went commando, three condoms, $500 in cash, and piece of paper with my # (I don't bring my cell phone in the club). I showed up around 1 AM on a Thursday, the cover was $10 (no drinks).

Walking in, there were sofas and a stage to the left, two more stages down, little meeting rooms on the right, bar and restroom in the far back. The smell in the air was typical club, but the cigarette smell wasn't too bad / strong. Anyways, the middle stage had a tall brunette with big tits covered in fishnets dancing, and the other two had flat chested ladies (just not my type). Now I went and sat down on table near the middle stage so I could get a good view of the brunette.

Once I sat down, I was greeted by an Italian / Spanish lady which I'll nickname her as Naughty. Naughty appeared late 20's, good shape, C cups, good teeth and fun smile. She asked why I'm all wet, and that she could get wetter than me. I told her it's still raining outside, and I just got to club to settle in a bit (glancing over at the big tit brunette on stage). She grabbed my chin and turned it to her, smiled and told me that she was the Naughtiest girl in the club. She then asked what's the most naughtiest thing I've done in the club. I cut right to the chase, told her I've done very naughty things and she may be surprised. She said tell me, so I told her I do take out only. I don't spend money on dances, rarely tip, and very selective. So I asked are you naughty with take out, she smiled and said we're just warming up. I cut her off and said sorry but you're not my type and that I needed a drink. Naughty said she'll get the waitress and walked over to the bar. I turned and could not find the big tit brunette, dammit.