Lemonade out of Lemons

Orlando is one of the worst cities in the country for strip club enthusiasts. I know that and although I’ve found other ways to satisfy my prurient interests while in town on business, sometimes you just gotta to the strip club.

Rachel’s is the only place in town that I’ll go. It’s not that it’s a great club. It’s not. But rather it’s because you can make the most of a bad situation there.

There are a decent amount of good looking dancers. I don’t really want or need any air dances so what I like to do is to find one I like and then bargain for a rate to pay for her time for 30 or 60 minutes. Then we go to a side table, have a few drinks, have her give me a massage and a dance every once in a while, sit on my lap, and the like.