Keep your expectations low

I pull into the cinder/mud parking lot around 1:00 PM, Friday afternoon. This place is in the middle of nowhere. There was only one car and the appearance of the building made me wonder if they were still in business. The outside and foyer doors were unlocked and I made my way in. I was greeted by Jewel who is the bartender/manager. She informed me that only one dancer showed up for work and she was still in the dressing room. I told her that since I was there I might as well have a beer. She said no alcohol only soft drinks so I got an iced tea. Jewel was pleasant and nice to nice to talk to while I drank my tea. Shortly another patron came in and joined our conversation. After a few minutes the dancer, Hannah, came up behind me naked from the waist up. She was pleasant looking and I would guess in her late thirties early forties with a full back of tattoos. She is thin with a nice set of perky “Bs”. She said she is still getting ready and would be back to me shortly. She returned about ten minutes later in street clothes. The four of us talked for a while and I asked Hannah the cost for a lap dance. It was $25 per song performed in a partition type walled room near the back. There were several small couches to chose from. She removed her clothes except for her bottoms and started the lap dance to the song already playing. I didn’t pay attention when it started so I don’t know how much time I didn’t get. Hannah was an expert on using her hands, arms and elbows to prevent me from touching her breasts. She never said anything but after blocking my attempts she would stretch up to look over the partition as if to see if anyone was watching us. I had planned on spending $100 for four dances however it didn’t appear that the following dances would be any better and since Hannah was the only one there, I left after one dance. In Hannah’s defense, this was my first time here and maybe they thought I was LE. Driving home I remembered Jewel mentioning more than once that she tells the girls not to break the law and if the do they are on their own. I was hoping that I found an out of the way place to visit and relax but I doubt that I will return.