Shark51

Had a roommate in collage that took baths. Us other three took showers and he always complained that we needed to clean the tub after our showers so it was clean for him. We never did. Last week of school during finals he was taking a bath. We broke into the bathroom and threw a lit cherry bomb into the bathtub. He slipped and fell and hit his head trying to get out of the tub. I pulled his naked body out and on top of me as the cherry bomb went off. The bottom of the cast iron tub broke into a hundred pieces and the water flooded the apartment below. Four thousand dollars later the bathroom was like new again. We split the cost four ways because my roommate in the tub was just happy to still have his balls.

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11 years ago

THE CHAINDOG

Massachusetts

Does anyone else find that a Dancer claims them as "thier" customer?

A few months ago I went to the Flight Club in Detroit. I took a dancer to the VIP and had two great LDs. She opened her menu however she started really high and I started low. We got as close as a U.S. Grant difference after me going up $$ and her coming down $$. I stood up and said "I guess it wasn't meant to be." I told her I was going to window shop for a while and if I changed my mind I would find her. I went down and sat at the bar. A little while later she came out and sat at the other end of the bar with another dancer that I had my eyes on earlier. When she got called up on stage she walked over and told me she would be back after her stage duty and we could finalize a deal. I walked over to the other dancer she was with at the bar and asked her if she wanted company. She said "I better not" because the other dancer was her friend and she told her she really liked me. I told her that is too bad because you are the one I really had my eyes on and was hoping to spend a lot of money. As I walked toward the door I told her to tell her friend that I said goodbye and was going up the street to spend my money.

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10 years ago