Don’t Go Here, Part 2

I was bored on a Wednesday evening, moping around the TPA airport area. It was clearly valet only parking here (strike #1). However, I only wondered in here since it was an easy walk from my hotel. Otherwise the valet would be an automatic disqualifier.

Cover was $10. They had cigars for sale at the front entrance. There was a noticeable secondhand smoke smell in the club (strike #2). [Another automatic disqualifier.] It wasn’t the worst, but it was enough that I didn’t want to stay long.

First impression of the club was large volume, but hardly any seating. There was a large-ish stage to the left and a large bar to the right. This is a PASTIES club (strike #3)… which I guess I read on the club info, but never registered in my mind ahead of time. The music volume here was also ear splitting loud (strike #4).