Chattanooga is so Lame

Just wanted to get out of the house and see some live T&A. Unfortunately Chattanooga is not the place for a great Club experience.

To Break it Down Babe's and Diamond are technically two different clubs but the Dancers work in both. Diamonds is a topless place but no alcohol. Babe's is the Bikini bar with alcohol. One $10 cover gets you access to both clubs.

Decided on Babe's, went to the bar and got a shot. About 10 customers and about as many dancers. About a 50/50 mix of white and black. All were attractive, in their 20s, no big girls no old girls.Watched the Show for a while and tipped all of the dancers. All came by to thank me but surprisingly none asked to sit with me, (Strange). It was getting late and about to bail when 2 dancers came and sat down with me, A short brunette an and tiny redhead we started chatting and a third taller brunette came and sat in my lap and they all started having a hen party around me, (interesting). so the short brunette finally asks for a Dance so I bite. I hadn't been here in a while so I took one for the team. The Private Dances are done in another little side Club where they keep the door locked, which would indicate potential but I was disappointed. Dances were $30 each, $5 mote than Silhouettes, song length was 3 to 4 minutes. I paid for 2 dances.

She got topless and started the dance, I put my hands on her waist and the Bouncer yelled that I couldn't touch her. Bummer. She did a standard LD nothing special. She was pretty but nothing she did was worth spending any more money.