Ay caramba

Walked in on a slow Monday night and was immediately intercepted by a Cubana chica, throwing Spanish at me rapid-fire. I'm a gringo and am not that fluent, but enough so that I guess I passed her test. Within a few minutes, another Cubana, little spinner, was next to me practicing more Spanish and suggesting we needed to bailar and have a fiesta. Que bueno.

I should say that earlier in the evening I had made out with a woman unexpectedly, so I was already feeling pretty firm. This dancer took me back to the lapdances....we didn't go to the private booths but just the regular lap dance booths because it was pretty empty. Her tongue was immediately down my throat, which to me is the measure of whether a strip club experience is successful or not...clearly this one was a winner. Her hand found its way to the right place as well, and after a few dances, I was very very satisfied with my chica bonita experience. I would totally repeat, now that I know what the score is.