It's over
I went a couple of Saturdays in a row last month and this place is basically a dead zone now. Nothing changed from a layout perspective except that they added curtains to their new lap dance area. I was able to get a seat both times at 11:00 pm which would have never happened at the old Paradizio. Both times around six or seven girls working of the usual Paradizio variety (1 or 2 decent, 1 or 2 that have no business dancing in skimpy outfits and the rest somewhere in between). There was actually one chick whose ass and tits were so fake that it was comical. Even the other girls were poking fun at it. But yeah, no grabbing of my junk, no propositions, nothing. Most of the girls just came around asking for tips or a $10 dance. The bartender seems nice but she moves like molasses. I saw one guy go to the dance area. The girl who brought him there was without a purse/handbag and since their outfits don't have pockets, I'm guessing she didn't bring the type of "equipment" needed necessary for a classic Paradizio "lap dance".
The whole point of going to a place with mostly busted ass girls is that you get much more mileage. So sadly, I see no reason to go back. It's basically a rundown version Bottom's Up without the pool table and plentiful seating. I'm sure take out is on the menu but that's not what I'm looking for when I'm going to a place like this. With the private rooms and straight up inflation at Vic's, it looks like the glory days of Irvington are over. I may go back in a couple of months to see if anything has changed. My guess is that it'll be shutdown by then or maybe, just maybe, it'll start to resemble what it was before the shutdown.
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