Pandora's Adult Cabaret
8914 Lake City Way NE Seattle, WA 98115

A hit.. and a miss? Needs more consistancy

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Tbott
Nov 6, 2018, 5:09 AM
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Visited: Monday Evening

Pandoras is kind of weird. Its not very consistent. Some times you can walk in and have the time of your life, others you look around and wonder if there is a single girl there who you would want a dance from. Maybe I'm too picky? Its never been a problem at other clubs.

I rolled in around 8:30, paid my cover, grabbed my large coke and sat down. There were about a dozen guys, the usual guy in the middle, the one way off in the dark, and everything in between that you see just about everywhere. The stage dance was really dry with nobody tipping and girls leaving the stage before the song was even over. The first girl that was up there was barely even moving. Anyways, I sat down and the rotation switched to a girl named Jazelle. She got up and did her thing and left the stage. We made eye contact on her way down and she sat down and did the usual set of questions. On stage she was pretty cute but something about her when she was talking to me that bumped her up a few notches. Shes a long haired brunette with a very curvy body (a little chubby.. and I like a little chubby a lot) with very nice natural C cups. I asked her how much for a dance and she was honest and said $30 (none of this $40 or $100 for 3 shit which was nice) and we were on our way. I asked if touching was ok and she told me of course. The dance was one of the better dances I've ever had. She guided my hands to all the right places, followed the lead of where my hands went, and got very sensual. She smelled great, she was very sweet, and she was very clear about when 1 dance was over. I did 3 dances with her and wanted to try my luck with some other dancers so I ended it there.

As soon as I sat down, I was sniped by a couple other dancers who just weren't my type. I kind of looked around and there were only about 6 girls there with none of them really being my type. I just wasn't feeling it. There were a couple cute girls but they were stuck to tables with other guys who weren't buying dances and the girls who were sitting down with me just weren't what I was looking for. I was about to pack it up when this tall skinny blonde/brunette with curly hair sat down. She got right to the point and I was pretty much done for the night but I decided to give her a shot anyways. It was the same deal with her ($30 per dance) but the dance with her just wasn't that great. Very mechanical and I honestly just kept my hands to my side since I forgot to ask. She didn't take her top off so I didn't even want to chance it. She smelled a little offputting too which I know happens but after having a great dance, its hard not to notice stuff like that. We ended after 1 dance and I looked around for Jazelle who wasn't around anymore. I was ready to just drain my wallet with her but didn't want to sit down turning girls down until she came around. I packed up and called it a night.

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