Edible Panty Caper

I was a regular customer to one of the "girls" at the Carnival. It was around the time of my birthday and I mentioned it to her. She told me that she was going to buy me a present that we could both use - edible chocolate panties. She showed me that she had bought them. They probably cost her a whole $ 10 (a small amount given the number of shows I had done with her). But the next 2 times that I had a show with her, time prevented us from trying them out. So when I had a third show with her, I asked if I could try the present with her, she said "oh, I sold them to one of the other girls".

Sure you did. I had to remember that you cannot count on a "girl" that works at Carnival.

And it was the first time in my long life that someone bought me a present and decided to sell it to someone else (and have another customer use it instead)