This club is, in my experience,...

This club is, in my experience, the best in the nation. The decor is Gentlemen's Club Ornate, and the furniture is a little worn out in places, but it got that way in the best possible fashion! There are two large rooms, with a hallway and large bar in between. The front room is well-lit, has a large stage, and its own small bar. Most customers you see here are paying some attention to the stage, eating, or socializing The back room is usually much darker, the stage is smaller and lower, and the area is much more crowded. Here is where most of the laps take place. There is also an upstairs VIP, which I have never seen the need to explore.

Wait service can be spotty. The first time you order a drink, a decent tip and an invitation to return are a good idea, or you can try to fight your way to the bar yourself.

There are always, day or night, a TON of dancers, in all varieties. Plenty of silicone, plenty of natural, tall, short, voluptuous and rail. Most dancers are white, but there is a liberal sprinkling of latinos, some black, and some Pacific Rim. There are not a lot of Eastern Europeans. Bitches, ditzes, shy girls, and down-to-Earth types: take your pick. The one thing you will not find is air dances....