Terrible Saturday afternoon experience

I decided to check out a Bourbon St. strip club on Saturday afternoon. This was the 1st place I encountered. Cover charge was 5 bucks, I think. I only saw 3 or 4 dancers. There was an attractive, slim African-American dancer with glasses standing next to a thicker AA dancer, near the bar on the courtyard side. They gave me the dance prices. I opted for the 3 dances for $100. We went down a hall and into a booth. She asked for the money up front. She put it in a machine with a timer. She straddled me and started gyrated. Instinctively, I grabbed her ass. She told me that I couldn't touch her. I said wtf! She said she could touch me, but I couldnt touch her. Well, she rubbed her ass on me a little bit, but that was about it. It was one of the worse set of dances I have EVER had. It was so mechanical. I sat there with a bored look on my face, and she did nothing to change it. As soon as the songs ended, I made a beeline for the exit door, never to return.