Strip-adjacent

Return visit, but I was last here more than a year ago. Facilities are decent enough. Stage is SOOO high and ceiling is SOOO low that real athletic dancing options are pretty limited. Tried a cheeseburger which was forgetable but was priced in line with usual club food options at other such establishments.

Boring you yet? Well, that is sort of my point. I was actually bored for most of this visit. Maybe it was just me, but it was so low-key and low energy that I left after 1 hour and 1 round of stage dancers. The music was fine - much less hip-hop that many other places, so that was a relief. The 8-10 dancers had paid more attention to wearing interesting outfits that most other places. They were almost all pretty and pleasant. But they all seemed bored to be there. Noses buried in phones until the minute they were called to stage. Two dancers approached me soon after I entered, and sat stageside with me. They both asked me about getting Private Dances from them within the first 30 seconds. Whe I said the usual "Maybe later, I'd like to watch some stage dancers first..." they both just shut down conversation. Only seemed interested in the bigger money dances. (Shocking!)

Boredom reigned on stage as well. Despite normal levels of tipping only 2 of the 8 dancers did anything one would call stripping. Tops and everything else remained on for the other 7. Seemed like a customer needed to be a regular, or be waiting for a Private Dance to get any attention this night.