Evening Crew not as reliable
Haven't been here in a minute, but my work brought me back to the neighborhood so I figured I'd stop in. Normally I would be there early, right around opening. Those girls I know. Evening was a bit... different. The facilities are still the same - half an inch from being condemned. Two girls working plus the usual bartender. There was an older blonde and a younger brunette that I spent most of my 30 minutes with. Probably 8 customers, all working class. Bottled water was $2.
The brunette was very upfront with what was available in the back, and basically refused to do any warm up dances on the floor. Should have been a red flag. She was pretty enough, an Akron 5 which makes her a Lusty's 8. A Little tummy, smallish boobs. She told me she doesn't charge by the song, but by the service. She wanted about 20% more than the usual but I let the little head do the thinking. After hitting me up for jukebox money (apparently $5 only buys 3 songs in her world) we went straight to the back. I paid upfront (I know, I know) so rather than try to up-sell me, she tried hard to downgrade the service. She tried to convince me it would be "more fun" for her to do for me what I could easily do myself. No thanks. About 45 seconds in the main event started. By one minute thirty seconds she straight up said "Jesus Christ, will you finish already?". Literally in the first half of the first song, and charging a 20% premium at that. I just shut my eyes and got things finished, with her doing her best starfish impersonation. I feel like I should mention that I'm not dirty or smelly - I arrived freshly showered and polite, with money to burn.
As I was leaving the back she asked me to run to the gas station to pick her up some... supplies. She gave me $15, which I gladly accepted. I forgot to go back though. With that little change back, total damage was right around a Benjamin.
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