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Stopped in after a long absence - and after a total bust down the street at Lusty Adventures. I won't even write a review about LA - there was one heavy dancer and 5 dudes, so I walked in and right out again. OGD was a little more promising, which isn't saying much. OGD is clean - cleaner than LA at least. This was Wednesday afternoon, so maybe a slow time, but there wasn't a lot of talent. 4 dancers and a bartender and 4 customers during my hour long visit. One of the dancers is a long time resident - the thin bolt-on blonde that talks about cats and Jesus. I avoid her. She's reliable in a pinch, but I didn't feel like dealing with her inflated prices today. The other two were both blonde and thick. I opted for some table dances with the prettier of the two thick blondes. Not much up top, but nice legs. During these dances a slim brunette came in to work, so I cut off the table dances to get a better look. Turns out the brunette looked like somebody's grandma, so I took the blonde in the back. I left happy after two songs, though she was workmanlike rather than enthusiastic. Days like this I really miss Jasmine - but my dancer got the job done, and on a Wednesday afternoon in Akron that's about all you can hope for.

Stopped here after a mediocre outing at OGD down the road. This place was always a dump, but it had character. Use to be you'd find at least one or 2 passable girls on a Friday, but the place was a ghost town. 1 dancer, 1 bartender, and 2 other customers during my short visit. $2.50 Bud Lite, and that was the best part of my visit. This has never been a particularly clean place, but I swear they have a broken sewer line or something. They had dollar store air fresheners all down the bar, but it smelled like Satan's taint in there. When I first walked in there was one customer rocking back and forth in the corner and a geriatric getting a dance from the bartender. No dancers in sight. The bartender has been there a while - petite blonde with stars tattooed on her face. Would not have minded a dance but when she finished up with grandpa she never offered, and basically disappeared. I seem to remember some good dances with her on previous visits. Half a beer later I finally saw a dancer. Never got her name, but she was a thick AA, with a long wig and a pretty face, probably early 20s. Not my cup of tea physically but she sat and talked to me for a while. Nice girl. Since I just came... from OGD I really wasn't hard up for dances, so rather than wait for the bartender to return I gave the dancer $10 for her time and conversation, then took off. Total damage $13.50, counting the dollar I tipped for the beer.

Stopped in around 5 on Friday for my first visit since Covid. The place is cleaner than it was. 2 dancers working plus the bartender. About 6 customers during the hour I was there, including myself. Paid $2.50 for a Bud Lite. Hannah was around as usual. Blonde, slim, mid 40's with bolt-ons that no one can touch. She was doing her usual cat noises and trying to pray with customers so I dodged her and got dances from the other one, Summer. Summer is probably early 30s, brunette, B-cup with a nice rear and a significant belly. Got 3 dances at the table ($5 each I think but I didn't ask and just paid her at the end). Table dances were better than average with a lot of wandering hands so I took a chance on the VIP. I could have gone with Hannah - she's a sure thing - but I didn't feel like dealing with that level of crazy. I put a few bucks in the juke box and went to the VIP (the small closet is no longer in service - VIP is literally a storage room with a broken armchair and the buildings HVAC. VIP Menu was much more limited than I'm used to. I stayed for 3 songs hoping it would improve but in the end I settled for an enthusiastic hand shake. I tipped $80, which included the table dances out front. Jasmine was coming in as I was leaving, so I missed out there. She's easily the prettiest girl there but for her backroom prices you might as well drive to Warren an visit an Asian spa. I thought about staying to see Jasmine anyway, but I needed a break and Hannah was heading to me again, so I headed to Lusty's down the street. Total damage was about $85