The best girlfriend experience of my mongering life

For several months I was looking forward to my five-day trip to Tijuana, where I planned on hitting the incomparable Club Hong Kong for the third time in less than two years while also checking out Adelita's and Chicago Club for the first time.

Then, due to a personal issue, I was forced to cancel (thankfully, Delta refunded my flight cost in its entirety because my original flight was canceled weeks before, prompting them to switch me to another flight). Anyway, I was bummed out about all the fun I'd be missing – it was exacerbated when I read the reviews and discussions on TUSCL.

I decided to get away anyway for a couple of days to the greater Toronto area, about a four-hour drive away, and visit Allure one night and some strip clubs the next night.