Perpetual Mediocrity

Hadn’t been to Trophy’s in a while so stoped by on a Wednesday around 6. Perpetual mediocrity is how best to describe this club. It is seldom great but seldom awful either. Like another reviewer said it a good place to have a cold drink while you think about what to do next. The staff is pleasant and the beer prices don’t break the bank. They open at 4 so by 6 there is about a dozen or so patrons and 6-8 girls. I was approached by a tall blond as soon as I sat down. I like to at least have a beer and scope the place out before I start engaging with the ladies. As she was running through the usual ideal chit chat, are you from around here, do you come in often, what do you do, yada yada, I looked around the room didn’t see anything better so decided I would just hang with her for a while. I bought her a drink and after 5-10 minutes she said she had go on stage but would be back. After her two song set she was true to her word and returned and asked if I wanted some dances. She quoted 30 a piece and probably could of got her down to 2 for 50 but decided to go with it. The first dance was decent she encouraged me to play with her tits and smack her ass but that was about all the contact there was. Right after the first song she started selling the VIP of which I said just another lap dance will do. She asked if I had ever been in the back and I said yes a number of times but found it wasn’t worth the money since the curtains came down. She assured me there was still a good time to be had. When I pushed for details she just just replied with I would be disappointed. Yep...I got a few of those t-shirts of poor judgment so I declined at which the 2 for 1 dances came up. I told I’d just stay for them of which see informed me the 2 for 1 are $40....go figure. We did that I gave her the 100 and she went on to the next guy. I went back to bar had another beer then headed on out. I’ll be back just because there aren’t a lot of options in Gville when you want to go drink a cold beer and look at some boobies.