Grade:(A) shit hole

The Matador: I guess this place has been able to get away with low to zero standards because it's the only club in the area. There is pretty much no parking lot but we'll call it a parking lot. At first glance from "parking lot" the place looks like something out of a slasher movie. Not to mention the location is way of the grid. As you walk inside it looks like any old rough neck bar. Nobody is at the door to great you I usually like a door girl to chat up and get the scoop on who's who. I go to the bar, sit down and patiently wait for the bartender to attend to me. Instead he's talking to the only other person sitting at the bar. While waiting I start observing. First thing you'll notice is the dark ominous feel. No lighting except for the lights around the stage I almost tripped getting to. After I get my beer ($4.50) I go to sit at stage the chairs were old worn out and nasty. Other than the bar and stage there was a couple tables for seating.

There is 2 or 3 dancers the one on stage must have been in a bad mood she seemed to get an attitude because I sat down at the stage. I'm the only one at the stage so she comes and lays down in front of me and scowled at me I dropped a couple ones and she proceeded to do what she called dancing. She was very rough and aggressive ugly as they come and had huge boils on the back of her legs. The next dancer that came to the stage kept doing what looked like a nervous twitch or popping her jaw probably from her pimp hitting her a little too hard. Her name was Clare kinda cute in the face decent body and a cute Zelda tattoo on her shoulder but she had sores all over her that she kept picking and her ass cheeks were riddled with pimples or boils something and she smelled terrible. I feel bad for her boyfriend that she kept talking about. She was an OK dancer and very generous if you know what I mean. She offered to take me for a private dance I accepted regardless of the boils sores. She went and freshened up I paid $40 up front and another $40 for the blowjob she gave me. The head was pretty good she only wants to gag herself and see how far she can get it down her throat. I couldn't finish on time cause of the bartender staring at me private dance room is in plain sight from behind the bar. But she did stay longer to finish me off. After that I left. I had seen what went to see.