Where are my trails?

Here for work for a few days and stopped by for my usual exploration of a local strip club. I heard this club had the best girls and was walking distance from my hotel so I said lets do it. Got there around 9pm, paid $5 and chatted with the door girl who I thought was the cutest girl and should be dancing. She was new and I give her 6 months before she discovers her talent for $ and loosens up.

Anyways I get in the club and sit at the bar, order some $8.75 mixed drinks and chat with the cute bartender and scan the club. About six patrons and not that many more dancers. Nice club appearance in general and quite a bit larger than I expected. Stage in center of the club with like 4 poles. Two nice bars (only one was open on Tuesday). Talent was ok but there were only like 8 young dancers on rotation. I was only approached by one dancer at the bar who did not ask for a dance but we chatted a bit. Here is the deal...

This is an airdance club pure and simple. Place your money onstage and use the 3' rule. No lapdances, No bottoms off, pasties or tops on at all times. Alchohol is served and apparently I am supposed to feel happy about that. Welcome to Utah!