One of the best, but bring your pocketbook.

I had been here before and had a great time then. If money is no object, this is probably my favorite club anywhere. Unfortunately, money is an object.

The Club : Deans sits on the corner of two busy streets. It's very close to some very affluent parts of North Miami and Miami Beach. This is a Gentlemen's Club. There is valet parking, full bar. I'm not sure if they serve food. I didn't see anyone getting food. I got there about 8:30 and there was one girl dancing on the large main stage. When I left at 11, there were two girls dancing on that main stage with another girl on a side stage. The crowd is more upscale than most other Miami area clubs. I sat at one of the tables around the main stage. The girls did a good job of circulating. If I was alone, it wasn't long until a girl would come by to see if I wanted some company. Dances are done in a side area. It's not private, but there aren't very many people back there at any time. So I didn't feel like anyone was watching us. Then there are private VIP booths in another section of the club. That's where the real action is.

The Girls : In most Miami area clubs, you have the Cuban invasion almost take over clubs. But that's not the case at Deans. A lot of variety in the choices. I spoke to girls from Brazil, Eastern Europe, Detroit, and even home grown in Miami. White, latina, AA's, etc. Lots of choices. And whoever does the hiring does an EXCELLENT job. If you are looking for those thick girls, you probably aren't going to find them. This is a 7-up factory. I found almost all of them to be very attractive. The girls are all dressed in nice cocktail dresses while in the club area.