GOOD VAKUE IN A SMALL FKK CLUB

This is a report on two visits, one on a Monday evening and the second on a Friday late afternoon/early evening ten days later. Bergedorf is a suburb 20 minutes from central Hamburg on the S21 suburban rail line. A short bus ride (buses 225, 228 or 8890) takes you to stop Kirchhofsweg a few minutes walk from FKK Romeo. I recommend using the HVV (Hamburg public transport) app for directions.

FKK Romeo is discreetly located at the end of a street in what looks to be mostly a quiet residential area. You might miss the entrance which is on the right of the building. Entry is €35 (€50 at weekends) cheaper than the bigger Hamburg FKK clubs (Atmos and Babylon). Once you have found it, you have found a small FKK club with the usual FKK features (sauna, several showers, porn cinema, bar and small cold buffet). After you shower and change into a towel, you are in the bar area on the ground floor. The rooms and the porn cinema are upstairs. If the weather is good there is a tiny garden and a small roof space where I enjoyed relaxing after a session with a girl. There is an indoor relaxing area under a picture of a London bus) with books (including a set of the Shades of Grey books in German) and magazines (also in German). On my first visit, after I had showered and put on a towel, one of the girls who spoke reasonable English showed me round and explained the options and prices.

The rooms are the heart of the FKK experience unless (like me) you prefer to have sex on the couches at the far end of the bar or in the porn cinema. All the rooms have big beds; at least one has multiple mirrors. There were four girls in the late afternoon of a Monday; on the Friday there were 7 or 8. On each occasion I met a German girl; others included Serbians, Eastern Europeans and one Thai. Standards in English vary but most spoke a little, some enough for a conversation.