CLASSY FKK CLUB

Atmos is definitely at the classy end of the Hamburg FKK scene. It is a big club in a modern building. It is smaller than Artemis in Berlin but feels similar. Like many FKK clubs Atmos is on an industrial estate. The walk from Harburg Hbf takes nearly 30 minutes; from the station exit take the bridge over the railway just beyond the bus station. Go under the autobahn and, after another 300m or so, turn left into Grossmoorbogen; Atmos is on the corner of the second turning into Grossmoorring. Until about 2100 the 349 bus runs every 20 minutes; after that there are buses roughly hourly until 2300.

Entry is €65 including the usual FKK facilities (such as a good buffet and soft drinks). You will be given a towel and, if you want it, a robe. The men’s showers and changing area are upstairs (the girl’s equivalents are downstairs). One of the girls may well show you round. There are two saunas, two indoor pools, a small outdoor pool (which did not look used), a sizeable garden area and, of course, bedrooms.

The girls were all white. Most spoke some English but none of those I met were fluent. About half were wearing bra and thong, the rest just a thong. To my mind they ranged from 5 to 8 for looks; for my taste there were too many artificial boobs but your taste may vary! I met one German (a little too plump for me) but most were from south and east Europe. A sexy blond who had showed me round (and said she was Italian/Albanian) quoted €70 for 30 minutes including BBBJ and covered sex plus various extras such as CIM and kissing (the latter was €30). I left the room well satisfied.