Ghetto Club in Podunk College Town

Chances are if you’re going to the club you a regular or a local. I was sent there through the relationship with a girl who used to date the woman who manages the dancers. So I may have had higher expectations than was fair. But from the overalls wearing DJ looking like the astranged cousin from Duck Dynasty, to the decor that hasn’t been updated nor cleaned since the 80s, to the crew of locals at the bar playing pooling and starring down anyone who entered— this place is a riot. Half the girls were cute, half the girls were fat and nasty. What was annoying is that nobody seem to want to make money. So I can’t say what the quality of lap dances are. I spent very little — not cover, drinks were cheap, most the time I was there there was not even a dancer on stage, and the girl that hung out with me for an hour was never ready to do a dance (she had something weird going on with the only other girl hanging out, who was sitting 20’ away with a local guy probably 60 years old.) In 2 hours at the club the *only* money spent on girls was the $10 that I spread around to main stage dancers. With that kind of performance, can you even call it a strip club?