In and out

After reading previous reviews, I thought people must have been exaggerating about how transactional this place is but they weren't kidding.

Before I could make it five steps in, a thick-in-a-good-way girl started twerking on me. I escaped to take a badly needed leak and then took a seat to order a drink ($6). Literally one sip later, a slim girl with a plump ass sat on my lap, started grinding, and whispered in my ear what was on the menu. I wanted to refuse and try my luck with some of the other women there but she informed me they were closing in 20 minutes. I verified and was shocked to discover there exists a strip club in America that closes at 8pm on a Saturday. (Day time is supposed to be better here anyway, so I'll be sure to arrive earlier next time.)

"VIP" is just a box they built near the back wall with a bench that seats two comfortably and a near-floor to ceiling curtain. $25 to the house and $75 to the dancer for 15 minutes worth of dances or whatever deed you agree upon. (As always, everything's negotiable.) The time was well spent because she was a very enthusiastic performer. All told, I spent about 20 minutes and was on my way home. A few things to keep in mind: