More like Bored Room, Very Bored Room

It's rare that I would even think about stepping foot in a Massachusetts club, but based on the past reviews and the fact that I was only 30 minutes away (I live 1.5 hrs away) I figured this Sunday evening I'd finally check it out. There was a pleasant door girl who indicated there was no cover when I stopped in at 5:30pm. Okay, that's a nice start, but little did I expect that the $1 tip I gave her would be all the money I would spend this day, and my remaining $299, as much as it was burning a hole in my wallet, would never see the light.

Inside, the place looked nicely laid out, with a two-floor stage (main stage area downstairs), a separate bar area, sitting tables surrounding the main stage, and then booths off to the side away from the stage. The lighting was too dim for my taste, and the music a bit too loud. The first girl on stage was a decent looking tan-skinned brunette sporting a modest derriere and fake (but still small) boobs. She would've been average, at best, at the low-end clubs I visit in the Tampa bay area. Sadly, she would turn out to be the best of the bunch on this very slow day. There were 7-8 other girls I saw, with 1 AA, 1 Asian, a couple Latinas possibly, and 3 white girls (two blondes). All in all, I'd rate this crew between 4 to 6.5.

Despite what I thought was poor talent, most of these girls were locked up with regulars, apparently. Nobody came over, not even the cocktail waitress, or the massage girl, who was actually the most attractive woman I saw this day (~30ish blonde with some babyfat). I thought about getting a backrub from her at least, but given how many very old gentleman she had been massaging the whole time I was there, I didn't want to be touched with the same hands. The vibe of this place really sucked, between the lighting, music, lack of beautiful women and lack of attention, I left just before 7pm. I never even got a rundown of the prices or offerings here. I hope this was just a really bad evening because I can't see how this place would stay in business with such poor talent.... the regulars though seemed to like the girls. Wow, I hope these geezers don't ever go down to Florida because the girls there would give them heart attacks.