You Like 1500 A.d Style Clubs
Imagine the year was 1500. Civilization hadn't taken place. You've your regular whorehouses or 'cafes' they call them. Probably folks didn't drink tea, but yeah drank beer because it was safer than water. Well, you get what I man. You wanna drink beer and bust a nut this is the place for you. Got in Tuesday, a little past 6. head to the restroom, flyers all over the place, $2 Liqour, $5 lap dances.
Stage, a girl was dancing flashing and baring all. Sit by the bar, order me me a beer. Some dude, ramming some chick next to me. Well, you wouldn't have known it, till you saw the wrapper being thrown away. Pretty much, there's a joke box, that gets fed dollars to keep playing full tracks of music. Typical strip clup anthems. A lot of girls were alternating between downstairs and upstairs. So give or take, you chose where to belong to. Upstairs is much better. # of Joes when i got in was roughly 4.
Bartender, Cece, was super cool and friendly. Dancers were mad chill, offering their services like a buffet at an auction. You pick and choose what you want or who you want. Everything is included in the price of the dances, well if you getting like 10 or so dances. Stick shifting, bbj or just raw dawging it's up to you. well, be explicit to ask for a wrapper, else she might slip the bald headed long man, in her. so play it safe, cz you ain't having the first dibs for the day.
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