Sell Your Stock In Nair & Bikini Wax...

The Bawlmer Scores' pube embargo is apparently over! No, it isn't like a 70's Playboy bush-fest, but for the first time that I can remember in the last few years of coming here, there were not one - but two(!) dancers with landing strips! Damn near fell off my barstool. This place has been home of the Barbie smooth/full Telly Savalas look forevs. If anything, on a rare blue moon they only had the one token merkin, but it's springtime in Baltimore and let a thousand flowers bloom! That really says a lot of what's right and wrong with the place - the corporate standardization.

Pro: high quality, good looking dancers; consistent product/service; Con: it can be a little unimaginative, and you will never, ever, and I mean ever get extras here. A dancer asked me "what are your boundaries?" and I had to laugh, cuz I knew mine were nowhere near the club's. We were in no danger, but sweet of her to ask. Some other good/bad points - there seems to be less dancer turnover compared to other clubs, so a number of the ladies are pretty consistent. Can be great if you have an ATF, or boring if you're looking for variety.

Case in point - Emma. Saw her there on my first visit in 2012 and she was there today. Looking good as ever but also as bored as ever on stage. Blake has been there about a year, she was there, too. Saw Bobbi again, familiar from my most recent visit. She again broke with standard operating procedure and left her g-string on during her stage set. Ended up talking with her afterwards, and it turns out what she lacks in stage enthusiasm she more than makes up for in conversation. There were some dancers who were new to me, including one of the aforementioned post-pubescent embracing ladies who was also sporting sexy eyeglasses.