Comfortable Locals Divey Club

Arrived in DC with a bit of a mission. To see if the reports of no touch rules were accurate and to see if I could bend those rules. First up was the Royal Palace club since it seemed to be the only club open on a Sunday afternoon at 3:00 pm.

Called to make sure the info was correct and was encouraged to visit. Nice touch, pleasant phone manners from a club employee. Maybe it was the owner.

Arrived at 4:30, it's about a 20 minute walk from the White House where I had just dined. (Joke). And there were 4 girls present. Domestic beer was $8. Decent looking girls but 5s or 6s and a full time stage show was on going. Stage tipping earned wide open views but nothing else. I asked about some closer company and was told she'd sit at the bar with me. I read into that "but no promise of anything else".