Tries To Be A City Club...it Isn’t

The positives? This club is in a isolated industrial area by the train station and has a good parking lot. That is the end of the positives. Was confused of the name of the club. One bartender said it was illusions, another said the name was something different which unfortunately I forgot what the alternate name was. What I do remember was that the bartender had probably the biggest ass I’ve ever seen on a white girl in my life.

Standard for Long Island 10$ budlight. Also the standard for Long Island as the dancers go. There was only two! 8pm on a Thursday, a bar night, two dancers. Both of which were unattractive and glued to their phones. This club tries to be like a city club with a hip hop vibe. It fails. Pro tip: more than two dancers are required on a Thursday night! Or any night for that matter! I’m definitely moving more towards the conclusion that Long Island is the graveyard of the strip Club scene.