Same ole - oh wait, look at those tatas.

Another trip down I-95, and another stop at Wackos. Walked in about 2:20 on a very sunny afternoon and had to wait in the entry hall for my vision to adjust. After passing the unattended toll booth/metal detector I made a beeline for the opposite side of the bar. I didn't have to wait long for a cute waitress (I refuse to call cute chick barely contained in a bustier and boy shorts a bartender) to take my order. 2fer beer at $4 is still on during happy hour.

The place was not crowded, probably about 18 - 25 customers balanced against 5 waitresses/barkeeps, 3 bouncers and somewhere between 10 and 15 dancers. I have seen Wackos crowded even in the day, but I have also seen slower days here. The DJ was trying to keep all three stages going, but the dancers were a bit "uninspired" by his exhortations. The dancers did make the rotation, and usually managed to dance at least two stages.

A couple of dancers leaned on me and offered greetings, but it was a while before one struck my interest. I was down one beer (about a half hour) when a dancer I had tipped at the bar-end stage came by to thank me. I asked her to join me and immediately noticed that up close, her face was really beautiful and she was barely wearing any makeup. Combine that with very nice "C" cups, and a tight curvy bod, shoulder length medium brown hair, and I was in love. It didn't hurt that she also spoke educated English instead of the usual stripper slurring slang, or Spanish, or mutter mouth.