Uncle Larry's where it's at!

I love this place, it is by far the most normal titty bar on the east side. In my opinion, it has the best looking dancers and the private dances are reasonably priced. I had one virgin friend who claimed to bang a stripper there but none of us believe him. Many have tried to get it in at this place and none have succeeded in doing so, at least as far as my friends go. This is a great place to hang out with friends and see some skanks get naked, if you are looking for more, look elsewhere. They're also cool about not kicking the shit out of you if you get too fucked up and act a fool.

One time we were walking to the BP gas station down the street and the manager stopped us from doing so. We informed him that we were going to grab a few shooters and a pack of ciggies. The manager and the security guy advised us that going to that gas station is extremely dangerous, said we can buy ciggies inside and then offered us all a free shot on the house, so long as we didn't go to that BP gas station! I'll love this place forever - excellent customer service, nice looking broads, and a place that isn't packed with fucking creeps.