Cafe Atlantis
5745 Atlantic Dr Mississauga, ON L4W 1H3 Canada

Not for me, but still ok

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georgebailey
Oct 28, 2017, 12:40 PM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

I'm from US and it's been a long time since I've been in a Canadian club. I expected hot women, some French, lots to look at and a decent club. This club was none of them.

It's off the main drag behind the airport. Never felt unsafe. Parking is free. There were cabs lined up down the street. Sounds like a good plan for clubbing and drinking. People smoking weed outside, no problem. Some trash in the bushes, butts, gum all over pavement. Needs a little attention. Inside about the same. Somewhere between a drive bar and a decent club. No trolls in the john, not the cleanest but not disgusting either. Large front main floor and stage with more seating beyond the stage. Stairway up to private dance area $20. Asked a decent looking gal for lay of the land, naturally she hits me up for dances and I'm available.

Each booth has a couch facing out with mirrored (metal) walls and ceiling. No privacy, well lit I guess and needs cleaning. Like the rest of the place. I'm used to nicer so a little let down. First dance is uninspired and topless, big bolt-ons and lots of rules. She offers hand sanitizer and a little towel for the nude dance. Also uninspiring and lots of rules. Then the upsell. She'll give a blow job for $200 on the other side where it's 'more private'. I won't waste any more time on this woman. The place is not up to my expectations. Next time I'll check clubs in the city.

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