Nobody pays for personalities

Fair warning as it's my first review and if I leave something out, I apologize in advance. Did have to remind a dancer it was my first time in HER club, not my first time in A CLUB. Went to PTs after work on a Tuesday when it was allegedly 2 for Tuesday (drinks, dances, admissions, etc.) Pulled up and the road was pretty empty as was the parking lot (should have been my first clue in hialeah.) Easy parking on the side as a few others have mentioned. Almost assuredly one drug dealer waiting in the lot as he didn't budge before I went in and was still there after 45 mins later, engine off in 86° South Florida heat.

Once in there was nobody at the booth so I went to the bartender for admission, drinks etc. Very pleasant but not at all cute (theme of the day there if you hadn't already caught on). She informed me that there was no charge at the time (it was totally dead), and the 2 for deal on drinks was not until 7. At least most other drinks were $5 though. And some decent name brands. I prefer rum but somehow Myers was too classy for the $5 menu but Jack and Johnnie walker were on it so whiskey it was. Drinks were a bit small but considering the average SC price and drinks, no complaints here. There were at least 4-5 dancers at a table paying absolutely no one any attention, which didn't bother me once I sized them up but that's probably not good for the bottom line.

Music was hip hop and reggaeton which are not really my thing but if you like those genres then you will be happy for sure. Finally, the girls warmed up and started asking questions etc, and were very nice and pleasant but most looked like the ugly sick had hit them hard. Couple of them had mustaches and others with gap teeth father apart than SpongeBob. I'm sure this sounds mean but like the title of the review, nobody goes to a strip club for the personality. I politely tabbed out and left after only 45 mins. Overall, if you're into hip hop and some really bad fake ass implants this might be your spot as the value wasn't too bad, especially in Miami-Dade.