I'm in love with a stripper

Let me start by saying that, after three days in Montreal visiting various clubs, I don't understand why there is even a debate about the best club. Paree is in a class by itself, as far as I could tell. I left Amazones on a Sunday of a US long weekend (Monday holiday), and it was dead. Got to Paree and it was the craziest scene I've ever witnessed at a SC. Just packed, with (hot) dancers everywhere. I visited 2 more times on that trip (Monday, Tuesday), and the other nights were much quieter, but the quality was still similar.

Alright, so the club is very upscale, and quite large. The bouncers and waitresses aren't that friendly, and it has more of a showy vibe than an intimate one. The lapdance area requires a $5 entry fee to the bouncer for every new girl you bring back there. As everyone else has said, you can touch anywhere but between the legs, but the bottoms stay on. The girl I went back with the most (more on that in a second) used a timer, which I really liked. No messing around with song counts - I think it was $60 for 15 minutes.

The girls. For me, if you want the hottest dancers, Paree is the place. Lots of girls with the classic french Canadian look. And man, that accent kills me. There was a blonde named Stacey who was basically my dream girl. Perfect thin body, great small/medium boobs, glasses, super cute/innocent face. I was in love. Maybe I still am. I've gotta figure out a way back to Montreal.