Not Like Other Rhinos

I was out on the town and decided it was finally time to see if the Rhino in Portland lived up to it's LA counterpart. Turns out no...only the name is the same. This location used to be Wild Orchid. It looked familiar right when I walked in. They hadn't changed a thing besides the name on the door. There is one stage in the middle of the small place. A lot of hot women for sure but not the Rhino I know and love. I had been there 2min before a dancer sat next to me. I knew she just wanted a dance so I cut to the chase.

She tells me it's 25 for topless and 35 for nude. We head to the lap dance area which is just a wall of stiff seats that leave barely any room for her to dance. Honestly paying for nude is pointless because there is no angle she can show you her pussy even if she wanted to. She had mentioned another area for dances but the only difference was you paid more upfront for more dances.

If you know other Rhinos, they have a decently semi-private nude lap dance area and then you can upgrade to VIP for 60/song. That has full beds and you are left 100% alone...to do whatever you wish. Tons of high mileage. The bouncer dude watching over the rooms just yells at the dancer to ask if we plan to continue...he never comes inside.