sinclair's Review

Since Tuxedo’s has not been reviewed in almost a year, I decided to TOFTT and see what the current situation was. I stopped by Tuxedo’s on a Saturday around 17:00 on a Saturday. There was an $8 cover. I brought a tallboy of Sinc Light as clubs in this area are BYOB. Apparently, Tuxedo’s has some loophole to sell beer, as I noticed a line of beer bottles on a shelf behind the front desk. The interior is basically one large room.

All the way in the back is an area for private dances. It is not very private from the rest of the club. A fifty foot long stage is in the middle of the room. It has two pole positions. There is also a small secondary stage against a mirrored wall, but it is only a tabletop. The VIP rooms are behind curtains in the wall on the right. The DJ booth is across the room in the left corner as you enter. There are seven televisions scattered around the club. The bathroom was in bad shape; two of the four stalls were marked “out of order”. One thing that bothered me the whole time I was there was the smell. The whole club smelled like mold or a similar odor. I think they need to call Stanley Steemer.

The dancers were rough looking. All of the dancers were Caucasian, but you couldn’t have paid me to fuck any of them while drunk. Two even refused to get completely naked on stage. Lap dances are only $15 compared to $20 at SoCo and $25 at Dooks.