Shiiiiiiiid!

DISCLAIMER: This is a bit much to read if you're just looking for a go/no-go verdict. Short story is hell naw, DON'T GO! However, if you want a classic guys trip story, please continue reading...

I was on a vacation a couple of weeks ago in San Juan, meeting up with some college friends. A couple of us got there a day earlier than everyone else, so we decided to scout out the SC scene. We figured we'd save everybody time and money by figuring out the best spots before the whole group made it in. So spot #1 was the Dollhouse (told it used to be Lollypop), not because we heard good things, but because it was the only one open during the day.

We pull up using Uber. It was a $5 or $6 ride from Condado. We go up some stairs and pay a $10 cover that includes one drink (not a bad start). The actual club is a small room, probably 1000sf. The bar is on your immediate right and spots to sit on the wall. They had the smallest stage I've ever seen, with some chairs surrounding it.