Wow...I took one for the team...

Wow...I took one for the team here...The actual bar is large and could be a really great club. This is where Riverside ought to be because it has enough room to handle all the patrons. I wasted $5 to get in so you don't have to. These guys are really unscrupulous, as the guy collecting money said there were 6 girls dancing, but in reality there were 3. I figured I should pay to let you know to stay away. They even have a sign after you pass the curtain and have paid that says "No Refunds". 1st warning right there, but not till after you've dished the cash.<br>

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The first dancer had an OK body but no tits and looked like she did intravenous drugs. None of the girls looked like the pictures on their website...not even close. I can't explain how disappointed I was here. The second girl was huge and looked like an Orca. I can't blame them for trying to make money, but some girls shouldn't dance. If I wanted a whale, I'd hit a bar in Tri-Cities, for free. At least she was younger and mostly devoid of cellulite, but she didn't have breasts to compensate for her wide waist. The third dancer looked like the 2nd, except with and ass pockmarked like the moon. When there are 4 employees besides the 3 dancers, it's hard to leave without thinking you're going to get mugged.<br>

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I'd be surprised if this place lasts. It's honestly the worst club I've visited, bar none. I understand that they want to cater to the U21 crowd, but you have to compensate with better talent. Get a reputation for offering better lappers since alcohol is not served. The venue could be decent, but the talent is not.<br>